I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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