I feel like I'm in dance class right now
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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