Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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