Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
