I'm so fucking centered right now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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