I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
as a side note pls kill me
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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