Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
