I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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