ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's never too late to be topless.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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