Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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