i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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