we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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