it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
