Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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