I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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