Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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