btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So vagazzling was a success
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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