I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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