you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
