They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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