I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Ladies don't puke and tell
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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