Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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