yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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