i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
