When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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