on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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