It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i think im in europe. pls send help
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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