: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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