i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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