that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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