ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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