the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize