All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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