Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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