Cold hands, warm shart.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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