I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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