I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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