Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
...so i touched it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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