On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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