Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
