direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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