Sponge bath it is.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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