Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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