You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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