yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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