Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
its liver damage thursday
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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