No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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