This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I checked into jail on foursquare
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
