Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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