If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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