I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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