he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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