if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you win again, gameday.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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