how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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