You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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