I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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