what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
