My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
